I wish I could take credit for this–I can’t. I found it in a cross stitch book I once had, and it has stuck with me *all* these years. I may have the lines off a little bit, and it HAS been *all* these years, believe me. But those words have never left my poor, addled mind. : ) Great writing and good Blessings, Stubbs
The Pledge Of Ullegiance
I pledge ullegiance to the flag,
Of the New Knighted Stakes of America.
And to the Republic, four witches stand
One nation, under God.
With lemon trees and jello for all.